Of all the sickly forms of verse, Commend me to the triolet. It makes bad writers somewhat worse:
I left the course, and by my side There walked a ruined tout, A hungry creature, evil-eyed,
(Air: 'Bow, Wow, Wow.') Now, shut your mouths, you loafers all, You vex me with your twaddle,
I have gathered these stories afar In the wind and the rain, In the land where the cattle-camps are,
(Air: 'Ben Bolt.') Oh! don't you remember Black Alice, Sam Holt' Black Alice, so dusky and dark,
Across the Queensland border line The mobs of cattle go; They travel down in sun and shine
(Air: 'A wet sheet and a flowing sea.') A bright sun and a loosened rein, A whip whose pealing sound
It was the Bondi golfing man Drove off from the golf house tee, And he had taken his little daughter